{"product_id":"not-if-you-break-up-with-me-first-paperback","title":"Not If You Break Up with Me First - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eG. F. Miller\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTwo friends who have unhappily found themselves accidentally dating try to drive the other one to call things off in this witty and heartfelt middle school romance.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eChildhood friends Eve and Andrew are destined to be together--\u003ci\u003eeveryone \u003c\/i\u003esays so, especially their friends and classmates who are all suddenly crush-obsessed. So when Eve and Andrew's first eighth grade school dance rolls around and Eve, feeling the pressure, awkwardly asks Andrew to go with her, everyone assumes they are Officially Dating and Practically in Love. Overwhelmed, Eve and Andrew just...go with it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd it's \u003ci\u003eweird. \u003c\/i\u003eNeither of them wants this dating thing to mess up their friendship, and they don't really see each other that way. But they also don't want to be the one to call things off, the one to make things \u003ci\u003esuper \u003c\/i\u003eawkward. So they both--separately--pledge to be the worst boyfriend or girlfriend ever, leaving it to the other person to break up with them. It would be genius...if the other person weren't doing the exact same thing.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eG. F. Miller absolutely insists on a happy ending. Everything else is negotiable. She is living her Happily Ever After with the love of her life, three kids, two puppies, and some chickens. She cries at random times. She makes faces at herself in the mirror. She believes in the Oxford comma. And she's always here for a dance party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 288\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.9 x 7.5 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 04, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuiz Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not If You Break Up with Me First\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e Middle Grades, 4-8\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.9\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45244982689843,"sku":"9781665950008","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/2191\/6467\/files\/gFdabVWD-09781665950008.webp?v=1793454701","url":"https:\/\/thereadinghousebookcompany.com\/products\/not-if-you-break-up-with-me-first-paperback","provider":"The Reading House Book Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}